Tuesday, 11 January 2022

More Movie Notes

The Trial of the Chicago 7 is an entertaining dramatisation of the events surrounding the 1968 Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Protesters attempted to storm the convention centre to protest the Vietnam War and, in particular, Hubert Humphrey's apparent support for - or at least non-opposition to - the war. Those on trial in September 1969 were prominent activists and, although they were all accused of conspiracy, they were mostly unconnected and just met in the protests. There were originally eight defendants but one, Bobby Seale the co-leader of the Black Panthers, was eventually separated from the others - in the movie by a declaration of mistrial after several highly amusing altercations between Seale and the judge.

Aaron Sorkin paints each of the defendants in bright dramatic colours: Sasha Baron Cohen is a highly intelligent but crazy Abbie Hoffman, Jeremy Strong (aka Kendall Roy in Succession) is Jerry Rubin; they are founding members of the Youth International Party, known as Yippies, dedicated to revolution. They engage in student level stunts, constantly disrupting the trial and arguing that it's a political trial. In contrast Eddie Redmayne is the straight man of the group, a teacher and co-founder of Students for a Democratic Society, who argues for a non-violent, non-confrontational presentation of their defence, a stance which lessens as Frank Langella's Judge Hoffman behaves increasingly erratically and antagonistically towards them.

Mark Rylance does his droll thing as their lawyer and the film is well worth a watch, particularly for fans of Sorkin's writing. The energy never fades and there is a typical Sorkin set piece speech to round it all off.

Inside Man is a heist movie from 2006, mostly straightforward in its use of a hostage negotiator (Denzil Washington) and his interaction with the leader of the robbers (Clive Owen). There's a sub-plot involving Jodie Foster and Christoper Plummer which feels contrived but turns out to be a  crucial part of the plot. So far so ordinary. What intrigued me, however, were the tactical devices used by the robbers.

There is a clever robber leader, who has thought of all possibilities and tactics, one of which is to have the hostages wear clothing and face masks identical to those of the robbers, so as to allow the robbers to escape by exiting with the hostages. Sound familiar? If you've seen Money Heist, it will be. No Dali masks here but otherwise it's a rip-off. Feels like obvious plagiarism which, given this film is from 2006 and Money Heist from 2017, makes me a little less enthralled by the latter. There's even a common musical device: We know that Money Heist uses Bella Ciao as a kind of leitmotif; Inside Man does a similar thing with the Bollywood love song Chaiyya Chaiyya, the latter making no sense whereas Bella Ciao at least represents anti-capitalist protest. Putting aside the disturbing plagiarism, I would class this movie as a mildly entertaining and undemanding couple of hours' watch. 

Fracture pits Anthony Hopkins against Ryan Gosling in a courtroom drama. I guess you couldn't find two actors more unalike in terms of their usual roles. Hopkins, in Hannibal Lecter mood, is some kind of super-genius engineer who discovers his wife is having an affair with a police detective. He's clever enough to plot out the perfect crime, shoots her and confesses. Gosling plays a laconic, smug La La Land Assistant District Attorney who is plotting a lucrative move to the private sector but has time before that happens to take on this final "open and shut" case, given the confession. Things don't turn out quite like that, as you may guess, and he is eventually intrigued by the challenge of taking down his clever antagonist.

There's a strong musical element in the film. On occasions - particularly in the opening seven minute sequence with no dialogue - it feels like a symphonic exposition. Sometimes a bit distracting. There are clever references to the movie's title in the opening titles  

but it's not at all clear to me what Fracture means in the context of the plot. Overall it's the kind of film which depends on excellent chemistry between the two leads and they provide that. A good thriller.

Above Suspicion is a crime thriller set in a run-down Kentucky town and based on a true story. The dark local culture contrasts with the arrival of a clean cut rookie FBI agent and he recruits a local young unmarried mother, desperate to escape her past and present circumstances, as an informer. It is fairly mundane but does have Emilia Clarke (aka the Mother of Dragons) in a gritty role.

Four movies in four days? I know, but there was a distinct lack of TV football. 

Sunday, 9 January 2022

Shot In The Dark Answers

Brief answers. For more detail, buy the game from @ShotintheDarkGames (FB) shotinthedarkgame.co.uk

Q1. How many Olympic-sized swimming pools can be filled with the beer that is consumed on the UK over the Christmas period? 57

Q2. How many medium-sized baubles are needed to decorate an average six foot Christmas tree? 81

Q3. How much would it have cost to buy 100g of gold, frankincense and myrrh on Christmas Day 2019? £3,733

Q4. In 2019, what was the world record for eating the most Brussels sprouts in 60 seconds? 33

Q5. In Greenland, what Christmas delicacy is supposed to taste like fresh coconut:

  • A. blubber wrapped in whale skin A
  • B. eels cooked in milk
  • C. polar bear tongue OR
  • D. boiled penguin beak? 
Q6. What is the length of the biggest Christmas cracker ever made? 63.1 metres

Q7. In what year was the first Christmas tree decorated and by whom? 1536 by Martin Luther

Q8. In the 1940s what was most commonly used as fake snow in films? Cornflakes painted white

Q9. On what date does the average Brit eat their first mince pie of the year? 2 December

Q10. During a Christmas feast hosted by King Richard II of England in 1377, how many sheep and oxen were consumed in total? 328

Let me know your score!

Tuesday, 4 January 2022

Being The Ricardos

This movie is a lemon. Lemons are not edible fruits; they exist only to add zest to other food. No-one eats a lemon on its own. The film is a dud; something which has no meaning or point. It describes a week in the life of the making of an episode of the 1950s sitcom I Love Lucy, starring Lucille Ball and her real life husband Desi Arnaz.

The original was a gentle, charming comedy of a type which would make no-one laugh today. So why regurgitate its memory and focus on the mechanics of making an episode? It's reasonable to suppose that there is something more to this: a tragic element, a remarkable difference to this episode rather than any of the other 179; the lemon must be the seasoning for something. But no, it just trundles along, the only hint of drama being the fact that it was during the making of this episode that Ball was "outed" as a Communist - the era of McCarthyism in the United States. If this was at the forefront of the movie, making it about the horrors of that period, there might have been a point to it. But no, it's just a bit of colour to support the dull essence of the "Monday read through, Tuesday rewrites, Wednesday first rehearsals", etc.

Nicole Kidman as Lucy and Javier Bardem as Desi deliver Aaron Sorkin's rapid fire script as best they can and it just feels like Amazon Studios thought that the combination of those three would be enough to disguise the paucity of the story. It isn't. In many ways it feels like a stage play, which seems alien to Sorkin's normal "walk and talk" style and only goes to make the movie even more static. 

It's probably fundamental to the subscription model of the streaming companies that they have to provide a constant diet of new content in order to guarantee continuing subscriptions, so it's hardly surprising that the quality varies enormously. The Plot section of this film's Wikipedia entry comprises just one sentence. Tells you everything.

I frequently find myself at odds with film critics when they (and sometimes I) review a film. Our approaches, and goals, are different. Critics assess films from technical, artistic and historical points of view: "aspects of Kubrick", "Monroe at her best channelling her inner Bergman", "great use of wide angle lens" and so on. I want to be entertained but, more than that, I want to see a film which I'd be happy to see again and to recommend it to others, and it's not a chore to keep going to the end. Funnily enough, I was quite entertained by this film but only in a "nothing else to do" way. I saw it through to the end but I don't think it would have mattered to me if I had abandoned it halfway. I'm glad I'm not a professional critic required to watch film after film and never sneak out after half an hour.

Monday, 3 January 2022

Miles and Miles

Everyone knows that a mile is 5,280 feet. 1,760 yards. But that was just the Romans. In the British Isles, the Irish Mile was 6,720 feet and the Scottish Mile 5,952 ["We think na on the lang Scots miles" - Robert Burns, Tam o' Shanter].

Enter the 9th century Persian astronomer Ahmad ibn Muhammad ibn Kathir al-Farghani [which name is pretty much a family tree in itself]. He used a measurement of somewhere between 6,500 and 7,000 feet for his "Arabic Mile".

Which brings us to Christopher Columbus. Columbus believed the earth was round; also that Asia was a very long (west to east) continent and he set out across the Atlantic fully expecting to make landfall in Japan before long. Using al-Farghani's "mile" he calculated the length of Asia as being around one-third more than it actually is, so it was a lot further away than he thought. It's not known whether his first words to the Lucayan people he met on the Bahamian beach of Guanahani were "Kon'nichiwa, Kyōto e no michi o oshiete moraemasu ka?"**

If you've ever wondered why it takes so long to walk the 136 miles from Dublin to Cork, now you know. Mother Goose knew about different miles:

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

** こんにちは、京都への道を教えてもらえますか?


Sunday, 2 January 2022

75 Years

My daughter laughs at me because I iron everything, even socks.  Usually I time it to coincide with the repeat of an old fashioned series like Inspector Morse so that I can watch and iron at the same time. But over the post Christmas period there has been such rubbish on that I’ve been reduced to watching WWII documentaries.

And I fell to thinking about my French mother and her family.  Two older brothers were killed in the first war and her younger brother in the second.  My older twin sisters were killed in a bombing raid when they were only three.


Her cousin Yvonne and her husband kept a little estaminet near Gravelines. They had a son named Emil who had what was called ‘creeping paralysis’ probably MS.  He lived in a self contained flat in the basement and was obsessed by radios which he built himself.  


His parents were ostracised by the local community because from the time of the occupation they served German soldiers and were thought to be far too friendly with them.   In 1944 Yvonne, Jean-Pierre and Emil were all shot dead by German soldiers.  They were members of the Maquis.   It emerged that Emil had been broadcasting the information obtained by his parents from the German soldiers in the estaminet.  Someone had betrayed them.  They were never discovered.  


In 1947 my parents were asked by our parish priest, who was himself half German half Dutch, and had fled to Quarr Abbey in 1939, to accept for Christmas a German POW. Fr Putmann was the only German speaking priest in the diocese and had therefore been instructed by the Bishop to act as their chaplain.


My mother was torn.  On the one hand she was moved by the stories of these young lads who had been conscripted with no idea what would happen to them, and on the other, given her family history she had no love for the Germans.  

Anyway, they agreed and I’m able to remember Michael arriving. He was a thin blond lad and had brought a present for me of a bag of wooden bricks which he had carved himself from pieces of timber he had found in Colwick Woods where the camp was situated.  I remember him playing with me, and us all sitting round the table singing French, German and English carols.  He continued to visit when he was allowed and when he was repatriated my father sent him home with this letter.


He was the son of a butcher in Kleiner Graben,  had married at twenty and had a wife and two little girls - he was captured early in the war.  The privations in Germany were even worse than ours.  


There is also a later letter which explains that the gifts had to wait to be sent to Germany until it was allowed. 

This was over seventy years ago, just a simple story of two working class families caught up in the horrors of war.  And how it’s possible to stop hating.


Shot In The Dark

My friend Tony doesn't like card games so, when he was given one for Christmas, he passed it on to me. It's called Shot In The Dark Xmas. [As a child I was taught to regard Xmas as an unacceptable, perhaps even evil, abbreviation but let's move on from that]

I am an inveterate and highly competitive gamer but, since I won't have the opportunity to play this one for another 11¾ months, I thought I should try some of the questions on you people. Brains at the ready! Some leeway will be allowed; bonus points for exactly correct answers.

Q1. How many Olympic-sized swimming pools can be filled with the beer that is consumed on the UK over the Christmas period?

Q2. How many medium-sized baubles are needed to decorate an average six foot Christmas tree?

Q3. How much would it have cost to buy 100g of gold, frankincense and myrrh on Christmas Day 2019?

Q4. In 2019, what was the world record for eating the most Brussels sprouts in 60 seconds?

Q5. In Greenland, what Christmas delicacy is supposed to taste like fresh coconut:

  • A. blubber wrapped in whale skin
  • B. eels cooked in milk
  • C. polar bear tongue OR
  • D. boiled penguin beak?
Q6. What is the length of the biggest Christmas cracker ever made?

Q7. In what year was the first Christmas tree decorated and by whom?

Q8. In the 1940s what was most commonly used as fake snow in films?

Q9. On what date does the average Brit eat their first mince pie of the year?

Q10. During a Christmas feast hosted by King Richard II of England in 1377, how many sheep and oxen were consumed in total?

Answers will appear on 9 January.

Acknowledgement to @ShotintheDarkGames (FB) shotinthedarkgame.co.uk