What to do about Serbia

It has happened multiple times.

In 2007, UEFA fined Serbia €24,000 after fans directed monkey chants at black players during a European Under-21 Championship match against England.

In 2012, again against England Under-21s, Serbia fined €80,000, forced to play the next under-21 match behind closed doors, and several coaches and players banned due to racist chanting and violent scenes.

2013, Under 21s vs Belgium - UEFA ordered parts of the stadium closed, a “No to Racism” banner displayed, and a public anti-racism statement made by the captain, due to monkey chants.

2023 – Euro 2024 qualifier vs Montenegro - Serbian fans directed racist chants at Montenegro. The Football Association of Serbia (FSS) was fined €90,000 and the following home match was played behind closed doors.

June 2024, Gelsenkirchen - UEFA launched an investigation into alleged monkey chants against black England players, plus object-throwing and nationalist banners.

December 2024 – Nations League matches vs Switzerland & Denmark - Serbia’s fans tried to burn an Albanian flag in Switzerland and displayed illicit banners. UEFA fined the FSS €173,000 total (specifically for racist/discriminatory behaviour), banned them from selling tickets to their next two away games, and imposed partial stadium closures.

Enough.

England's men's team play in Belgrade tomorrow night. The England players have reportedly been discussing what to do if racist abuse is directed against their (particularly black) players. There's basically a choice between following UEFA protocols - basically reporting the incidents and the FSS gets more fines and stadium bans - and the nuclear option of just walking off the pitch and refusing to continue, which would probably mean they forfeit the match and lose points.

I don't believe any England fan would blame the players if they did that. Serbia has had 18 years of their supporters behaving like this and the FSS getting "punished" and clearly nothing has worked.

There is the option of the referee suspending, ultimately even abandoning, the match. Which would result in an enquiry followed possibly by the opposing team being awarded a notional 3-0 victory. It's in the regulations but I couldn't find any instance of it happening.

One more occurrence - tomorrow or later - should result in the Serbian national teams being banned from competitive matches for, say, five years. Otherwise nothing will change.

Let's hope nothing happens. 

Footy updates 2025/7

I have to add Arsenal's women's team to our Favourites list to be followed. They are the European champions after all, so it would be rude not to.

Yesterday they started the new Womens Super League season with a resounding victory over WSL newcomers London City Lionesses. It's often said that, when you've been most successful as a sports team, you strengthen even more. If you rest on your laurels, your competitors will make their own improvements and you'll be in danger of stagnating. Arsenal won the Womens Champions League at the end of last season and they have strengthened, most notably making the first £1 million transfer in women's football history by signing19yo Canadian superstar Olivia Smith, who proceeded to justify the fee with an amazing long range goal to get the Gunners going after falling behind to a penalty.

Elsewhere, Wycombe Wanderers hauled themselves out of the relegation zone in League One with a 2-0 win over mid-table Mansfield.

No other club matches for our favourites as it's a tedious international break exemplified by England's struggling win against minnows Andorra. Need to do better.

Things I didn't know #6

I know next to nothing about Victorian and Regency novels. Austen, the Brontës, Eliot, Dickens, Hardy, all that Englishness. Give me The Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy any day. I know enough to possibly get by in a pub quiz but that's it. I don't care who Heathcliff was.

Hadley Freeman wrote in today's Sunday Times about Wuthering Heights in a manner which led me to wonder what on earth a "wuther" was. Turns out it's not a wuther, it's to wuther. 

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines wuther as "to blow with a dull roaring sound". Which pretty much sums up my feelings about Victorian novels.

Someone reads my blog

In June I wrote a blog post about women in chess and in particular why competing only in women's sections of major chess tournaments might inhibit players' progress:

I'd like to see some of the talented young women - and there are many - electing to play Open tournaments rather than taking the "easy way" against their fellow women. And some tournament organisers issuing invitations to women to play against men in a single section rather than a separate section.

And perhaps someone took note. This week and next, a major tournament, the Grand Swiss, is taking place in Samarkand. Which is in Uzbekistan - I had to look that up. That may seem out of the way but not in the chess world - the country has 24 Grandmasters. The "Swiss" by the way refers not to the country but to the tournament format; I've mentioned it before as familiar to croquet players - you play a match then for the next round get paired against someone with the same results/score; eventually the cream rises to the top. Rising young Indian (of course) star Divya Deshmukh, 19 years old, already a Grandmaster and recent winner of the Women's World Cup, elected to play in the Open section.

The Indian Express newspaper reports Divya saying:

Even if I lose all the rounds, I think I will be fine if I learn. Every loss hurts a lot. When you play stronger players continuously, you learn so much even if you lose. You learn about yourself, you learn about what you should and should not do. For me, the result is not that important, more than what I take back from this tournament. This is definitely the strongest open tournament that I have played, I don’t want to say that I am used to getting beaten by these players. I truly enjoy playing in open tournaments, As much as they are difficult, I think it’s a must-have experience and it makes you much, much stronger when you play against people who are way stronger than you to begin with. You learn so much about yourself at such events: like where you’re lacking, where your weaknesses are and how you can improve on those.

Remarkably, Divya is only ranked 14th of the world's top women players but this is clearly a breakthrough season. Having won the World Cup, she has already qualified for the Candidates, the preliminary tournament to decide who challenges reigning world champion Ju Wenjun in 2026. The Grand Swiss is another qualifying competition so I'd guess that normally she'd have played the women's section to attempt to qualify. But she doesn't need to do that so can take this bold step. I'll let you know how she gets on.

As requested, flags

I think if I did a survey close to where I live, there'd be more Cornish flags

than English or British being displayed. We have our own language and rugby team - the Pirates.

Aargh me hearties. Shiver me timbers. Pieces of eight. 

Flags are fascinating, like national anthems and, in my opinion, intrinsically performative. I look at a flag from an artistic point of view and I blogged about this a few years ago. And from that point of view the Cornish flag is simply awful - just four black blobs; what's that about?*

But the recent explosion (if that's what it is) of flag flying by English households (there has been no reporting of similar outbreaks in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland as far as I can tell) seems to be  driven by (a) it's August (or at least it was) and the media have very little to report on (Trump hasn't threatened to annex Cuba) (b) Reform UK and its leader have been ramping up nationalistic fervour and (c) people are dusting off their flags after the Womens' Euros and in anticipation of an England World Cup victory next summer.

In some ways it's anti-British. We see flag fetishes in other countries, notably the USA, where it seems to be seen as a test of national virility and comes close to a statement of weakness, implying a kind of bunker mentality: the old Millwall chant of "No one likes us, we don't care!". Traditionally we Brits are more reserved, keeping our patriotism to ourselves. We feel it but don't feel the need to say so and therefore you might see flag-waving (other than in military or sporting victories) as a sense of desperation that "fings ain't what they used to be".

Because of flag displays seemingly connecting with anti-immigrant sentiment, flags can perhaps be seen as relatively (as opposed to say bows and arrows) inoffensive challenges to foreigners: "you're not welcome here" and we're going to wave our flags at you (but less so physically drive you out). A statement of weakness and frustration.

The conscription of the flag of St George as if it (and it's adherents) represent the whole of our four nation union is of course pretty offensive.  Maybe for some it's a deliberate anti-union statement: "our" borders are Hadrian's Wall and Offa's Dyke.

The biggest problem for me is the tribal nature. If you don't fly or acknowledge the flag, you're not of our tribe and we don't want you - or maybe even want to vote for you. Hence a great rush of politicians draped in the flag, proud to say they have an England flag in their living room, etc. Grow up!

Of course we all remember Emily Thornberry who sneered at a terraced house draped in three England flags and resigned as Shadow Attorney General. So no sneering please - but don't keep your thoughts to yourself! If possible don't do so Anonymously.

* CORNISH NOTE: our flag is NOT four black blobs, it's a white cross on a black background, perhaps the black background signifying the rich mineral deposits from its tin mines and the white cross representing the purity of St. Piran. Obviously.

Singapore Slings

I spent 8 months working in Singapore once. Interesting country, drinks in the Long Bar at Raffles surrounded by discarded peanut shells, Night Safari at the Zoo, Sentosa island, hawker centres.

And.

Top of the charts for the OECD's Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA) in maths, reading and science. With other Asian countries in top places too, it's Estonia that leads the way for the West followed by Finland and Ireland. The UK is in 14th place, higher ranked than most EU countries.

In 2022 PISA introduced a creative thinking assessment. Singapore came top of that too. Maybe less expected.

I liked my time there, could have stayed longer but I felt it just wasn't my kind of culture. And equatorial weather is pretty stressful.

Previously, in or around 2001, I travelled by train from Kuala Lumpur to Singapore. It was a relaxing, scenic journey although pretty slow, 7 hours or so. Not one of the world's grand, exotic rail journeys. Since then a high speed rail link has been proposed, agreed and cancelled a number of times due to cost concerns and changes of government in Malaysia. An agreement in 2013 should have led to completion and operation in 2026 but it's now back to 2031 I think. Shades of the UK's HS2. And a similarity in distance: Singapore to KL is about the same as London to Manchester. There's a joke about bats in there somewhere but I can't quite work it out; any suggestions?

BTW, just in case you want to know, a Singapore Sling contains gin, cherry liqueur, orange liqueur (Cointreau or Grand Marnier), an herbal liqueur like Benedictine, pineapple juice, lime juice, grenadine, bitters, and is topped with club soda, garnished with a cherry and orange slice. Yes please!

I did some research and sourced some bottles and cans of this cocktail. Pretty pricey and definitely not the same experience as ready mixed at a bar. I need to find an occasion. Maybe transiting Singapore on the way to Australia.