Friday, 5 December 2025

Footy updates 2025/28

Recent midweek games:

Northampton 2 Wycombe 0
EFL Trophy not high on Wycombe's priority list I'd guess

Blackburn 1 Ipswich 1
Almost karma. When this fixture was originally played, it was abandoned after 81 minutes with Blackburn leading 1-0. They took the lead in the 76th minute this time. But Town got an equaliser with the last kick of the match. Tinkerman McKenna made a number of changes, as usual, and Ipswich rescue a point against a team they really should be beating

Newcastle 2 Tottenham 2
Very entertaining game between two teams who will probably end the season higher than they currently are. Spurs in a bit of a transition

Arsenal 2 Brentford 0
The Gunners a bit disjointed in attack but their defence remains rock solid

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EXPECTATION UPDATES

I thought this might be a good time (a third of the way through the season) to assess our expectations (hopes?) for each of our favourite teams, so here goes.

Arsenal to win the Premier League: before the start of the season 2.5/10, now 4/10
Tottenham to finish in the top 5 of the Premier League: before the start of the season 4/10, now 3/10
Ipswich to win promotion to the Premier League: before the start of the season 8/10, now 4/10
Charlton to avoid relegation back to League One: before the start of the season 5/10, now 8/10
Wycombe to duplicate last season's push into the playoffs: before the start of the season 4/10, now 2/10
Whitstable to win promotion from the Southern Counties East League Premier Division: before the start of the season 5/10, now 6/10
Arsenal Women to win the Womens Super League: before the start of the season 5/10, now 2/10

Any thoughts anyone?

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My forecasts for this weekend: (and ChatGPT's):

Arsenal Women 4 Liverpool Women 0 CGPT: 3-0

Aston Villa 1 Arsenal 1 CGPT: 1-2

Charlton 1 Portsmouth 0 CGPT: 1-1

Tottenham 2 Brentford 2 CGPT: 2-1

Ipswich 1 Coventry 2 CGPT: 2-1

Exeter 0 Wycombe 1 CGPT: 1-1

Whitstable 2 Eastbourne United 0 CGPT: 2-0


Thursday, 4 December 2025

And What Do YOU Do?

I've been struggling a bit with books. Often I find my enthusiasm wanes as I progress through the chapters. I still haven't quite finished This Is Not The Way - Jews, Judaism and Israel; it's a really good book but I felt it had become repetitive. I will keep going, I have to before I pass it on in a few weeks. I don't know whether I've mentioned This Way Up - When Maps Go Wrong (and why it matters). It seemed like an interesting and amusing purchase. I've read 25 pages and should get back to it; I slightly lost patience with its jokeyness. Everything Is Predictable - How Bayes' Remarkable Theorem Explains The World, a much-valued gift which is heavy maths (my thing) requires appropriate brainpower at appropriate times. I love it but lack the top-line enthusiasm to get back to it straight away. I even haven't finished Diego Maradona's Last Interview, a great book which was also a gift - probably back in January.

There's obviously nothing wrong with any of these books, it's me that's the problem. Maybe I've lost my seriousness of purpose and I need to get it back. I promise not only that I will but that I will share my feelings about each book I finish. They're all on my side table glaring at me and making me feel guilty.

I've also been reading Into The Magic Shop: A neurosurgeon's true story of the life-changing magic of compassion and mindfulness by Dr James R. Doty. It tells of a young boy's meeting with a strange woman who lives nearby - and runs a magic shop - and who takes him under her wing and "teaches" him about self-worth and overcoming adversity. The boy (the author as an eighth grader in California) becomes a brain surgeon; it's beautifully written, heavily presented as heart-warming but somehow feels a bit...creepy. My intensely cynical self is at its worst in questioning whether it really is a true story. Looking back, my attention is drawn to the dedication page. Alongside the usual "to my wife and children" and to Ruth, the Magic Shop guru, is:

To His Holiness the Dalai Lama who continues to teach me the meaning of compassion

I don't know that I have the patience to engage any more with this mystical stuff but I definitely think there are people of a certain bent who will find this book unputtable-down and intensely rewarding. I can't promise I'll get back to it. I'll just quote one of the 24 (!) testimonials quoted at the beginning:

This is one of the most compelling and inspiring books I have ever read. We're with Jim at every step, as he struggles with poverty and trauma, becomes a world-class brain surgeon, gains and loses a fortune and learns deep lessons about the magic in each person's heart. Gripping, profound, extraordinary [Rick Hanson PhD, author of Buddha's Brain: The Practical Neuroscience of Happiness, Love and Wisdom]

If you're one of those who is attracted to this book, I genuinely hope you will set aside my reservations, read it and be inspired by it.

Moving on: today I've ordered a new book: And What Do YOU Do? by former LibDem politician Norman Baker. I can't start it yet because for some reason isn't available in Kindle edition and I have to wait for delivery tomorrow of a paperback copy. Once I've read it I'll be looking to pass it on because I have limited shelf space. This is what Amazon says about it:

The royal family: the quintessential British institution or an antiquated, overindulged drain on the taxpayer?

For all their foibles and idiosyncrasies, the royal family wield considerable influence and yet rather than facing the scrutiny their position merits, they enjoy sickeningly obsequious coverage which reports their activities with breathless awe.

And What Do You Do? is a provocative and hard-hitting analysis, exposing the royals extravagant use of public money and the highly dubious behaviour of some among their number. Former Minister of State and current Privy Counsellor Norman Baker breaks ranks to explore the wider role the royals play in society, including the link with House of Lords reform and the constitutional position of the monarch.

Now fully updated to include new material on Prince Andrew, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, this irreverent and uncompromising account asks urgent questions about the future of the world s most famous royal family.

It's my kind of thing; from childhood I've been sceptical about royalty, an abolitionist who nevertheless has struggled to give a reasonable answer to the question of what would replace it. "Would you want Boris Johnson to be President, Nigel?" Nope. "Tony Blair?" Heaven forbid. "Richard Branson?" You see how hard it would be; maybe better to stick with what we have but limit their power and don't give them any money. Let's wait and see what Norman has to say.

Amazon should get some AI

I'm waiting for a package from Amazon. Been watching the tracking software in despair. My road and a parallel road are joined by a footpath but Amazon's tracker thinks its van can traverse it. It happens time and time again; the little van picture does a few circuits of the nearby streets and eventually the driver notices there's a footpath, parks his van and walks to my door.

This is not some penny stock tech startup, it's Amazon! Get a grip.

Sunday, 30 November 2025

Footy updates 2025/27

How did my forecasts fare this weekend? (And ChatGPT's)

Oxford 0 Ipswich 2 CGPT: 0-2 Result: 2-1
Big shock. Ipswich could have gone 2nd; Oxford firmly fixed in the relegation zone. But Ipswich think they are Barcelona with all their playing out from the back and it doesn't work if your players aren't technically good enough. I'm losing faith in McKenna

Phoenix Sports 2 Whitstable 3 CGPT: 1-2 Result: 0-1
It took Town 92 minutes to break the opposition block

Coventry 3 Charlton 0 CGPT: 3-1 Result: 3-1
For 27 minutes a big shock was on the cards but table-topping runaway leaders Coventry recovered from conceding an early goal

Rotherham 1 Wycombe 1 CGPT: 1-1 Result: 1-1
Two mid table teams nicely clear of relegation

Tottenham 1 Fulham 0 CGPT: 2-1 Result: 1-2
Two daft goals conceded in the first 6 minutes says it all

Chelsea 1 Arsenal 2 CGPT: 1-2 Result: 1-1
A blood and thunder derby. Arsenal had a man more for 50 minutes but couldn't make it count. Still 5 point lead at the top of the table though

Correct results: 3 out of 6 (ChatGPT: 3 )

Correct scores: 1 out of 6 (ChatGPT: 2)

Match score this season so far: usedtobecroquetman 3½ Chat GPT 3½

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Upcoming midweek games:

Northampton v Wycombe

Blackburn v Ipswich

Newcastle v Tottenham

Arsenal v Brentford

Saturday, 29 November 2025

Sortition and Clankers

Two new words. So new my predictive text doesn't recognise them. New at least to me, although sortition was used in the early 1600s to mean chosen by drawing lots. Today's Times, continuing my lifelong education, refers to it as the process for choosing 2,000 of the stupidly-named Your Party's 50,000+ members to attend their upcoming party conference. Presumably because they'll hold it in Zarah Sultana's kitchen rather than Wembley Stadium.

Also in the paper, columnist Fraser Nelson - whose writing I find informative and reasonably balanced, despite his right-wing inclinations - tells me that clankers is "a new, derogatory word for AI". The only clank that I know is a metallic clash but I don't see the connection with AI. So I need help and the obvious person to ask is Mister ChatGPT; I asked "do you think of yourself as a clanker?"

Not really. “Clanker” makes me sound like a tin can with delusions of grandeur. I’m software, not some rattling steampunk contraption coughing out sparks in a shed.

If you’re asking whether I see myself as mechanical rather than “alive,” then sure — I’m algorithms all the way down. But personality-wise? I’ll leave the clanking to the robots in old sci-fi films.

So I don't know where Nelson has got this from. But npr.org has an item from August:

In recent weeks, clanker has risen to viral levels on TikTok and Instagram. One popular video from July shows a delivery robot on wheels — the kind that looks like a mobile cooler with flashing lights that look like eyes — stopped on a patch of grass on the side of a road. As a man and woman drive past it, they point and shout, "Filthy … Get these off the streets. Clanker! Clanker! Clanker!"

I do hope my ChatGPT didn't feel insulted.

And Fraser, you're too old to get down with the kids.

Friday, 28 November 2025

Footy updates 2025/26

 Recent midweek games:

Hull 0 Ipswich 2
Up to 4th in the table, on a good run

Stoke 3 Charlton 0
Stoke are 2nd in the table and the only thing that matters for promoted Charlton is survival; that looks OK so far

Arsenal 3 Bayern Munich 1
Great game

PSG 5 Tottenham 3
Is Ange back?

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My forecasts for this weekend: (and ChatGPT's):

Oxford 0 Ipswich 2 CGPT: 0-2

Phoenix Sports 2 Whitstable 3 CGPT: 1-2

Coventry 3 Charlton 0 CGPT: 3-1

Rotherham 1 Wycombe 1 CGPT: 1-1

Tottenham 1 Fulham 0 CGPT: 2-1

Chelsea 1 Arsenal 2 CGPT: 1-2

(It's still an international break for the Women)