Judge a man by his questions

...rather than by his answers. So said Voltaire.

Voltaire (1694-1778) was the nom de plume of François-Marie Arouet. His family apparently nicknamed him "Zozo"; you can see why he changed that. He took Voltaire after being imprisoned in the Bastille; the word has a convoluted genesis involving anagrams, which I won't bore you with. It seems a bit lubricious, frankly.

Anyway, to questions. Judge me by them.

Q. What animal has the biggest ears?

Q. Why has Elon Musk put a chip

in a pig?

Q. Why is a botched job called a pig's ear?

Q. Who does Napoleon represent in Animal Farm?

Q. If Musk's pig now has a brain the size of a planet, why does she tolerate the name Gertrude?

Q. How many pigs does it take to change a light bulb?

Q. If it takes 120 days for a piglet to be born, would it take 240 days for piglet twins (piglins)?

Q. Do pigs roll around in sand dunes in the desert?

Q. Can pigs see rainbows?

I'm not giving answers because Zozo would not be interested. It is not known whether he kept pigs.

Judge me.