Quiz with answers

I decided that these questions may be too hard for normal people, so I'm providing the answers.

1. What is the name of Donald Trump's father?

Frederick Christ Trump.

Christ? Wow. That explains everything.

2. How many billionaires are there in the world?

2,825 (as of 2019). All of them have houses in London.

3a. Which UK Minister approved a government grant of £25 million to the Newark constituency?

Jake Berry, Minister of State for the Northern Powerhouse and Local Growth at the Cabinet Office and the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government. MP for Rossendale and Darwen.

3b. Which UK Minister approved a government grant to Darwen in the Rossendale and Darwen constituency?

Robert Jenrick, Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government, MP for Newark.

Buddies. Looking out for each other. As you do.

4. What is the first name of the UK Prime Minister?

Alexander.

5. How many words in Boris Johnson's full name?

Five. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

6. What is a Pfeffel?

It's what Boris gets into when he can't answer a question. Synonyms: kerfuffle, waffle, piffle, ruffled, reshuffle.

7. What is the shortest piece of music?

"2 seconds". It's my version of John Cage's "4 minutes 33 seconds". It lasts two seconds. I sing it every morning during breakfast.

8. What is the longest piece of music?

As SLow aS Possible. By John Cage. Being performed at St. Burchardi church in Halberstadt, Germany, since 2001 and scheduled to finished in 2640. You knew that one!

9. Where is the planet Zog?

The planet Zog is a gigantic brown planet that floats 400 million light years from Earth. The planet's surface is made of chocolate and lumpy cream cheese.

10. Who lives on Zog?

The zargles.

Enough, Nigel. Do something useful.