Can horses laugh?

Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark.

For Sale - Dead Budgie. Not going cheep.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.

My friend said he'd shoot me if I didn't stop my flamingo impressions. I had to put my foot down.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night? With flood lighting.

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? “Pleased to eat you.”

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? Itenticle.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An Investigator.

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