I've been missing from my blog, largely due to lack of inspiration. Feeling guilty, and alarmed at how angry the world (at least as reflected in the media) is, some puns to entertain you. Some of these may have been borrowed or, in a reflection of world events, stolen.
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because her coach is a pumpkin.
Why did the chicken get sent off in the football match? For fowl play.
What did the cat call her blog? A pawedcast.
Why is my cat so ornery? He has a bad cattitude.
When I was a kid, my teacher said, “Name two pronouns.” I said, ‘Who, me?”
I decided I wanted to write a memoir but I couldn't be bothered, so I hired a ghostwriter. I haven't seen him for ages.
Why was the cartographer grumpy? He had a bad latitude.
In the kitchen, the Italian said "I'm Hungary". The German replied "Czech the fridge".
Please get your kids/grandkids to add more ...
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